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Top 10 Dog Jokes….Corona COVID-19 Edition

by | Apr 20, 2020 | Dog Jokes, Texas Pet Blog

If you love these dog jokes, tell a friend, if not, tell your dog 🙂

DOG JOKE #1

Q. What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!

DOG JOKE #2

Q. Why are dogs like phones?
A. Because they have collar ID’s.

DOG JOKE #3

Q. What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A. A hush puppy.

DOG JOKE #4

Q. What do you call a dog magician?
A. A labracadabrador.

DOG JOKE #5

Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog.

DOG JOKE #6

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound.

DOG JOKE #7

Q: What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A: A shampoodle.

DOG JOKE #8

Q: How does a dog stop a DVR?
A: It presses the “paws” button!

DOG JOKE #9

Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog.

DOG JOKE #10

Q. How do dogs travel cross country?
A. They take the greyhound.

DOG JOKE #11

Q. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A. A collie-flower.

DOG JOKE #12

Q. What do dogs eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs!

DOG JOKE #13

Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.

DOG JOKE #14

Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.

DOG JOKE #15

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me baby!


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Here are some BONUS DOG JOKES! The best doggone dog jokes on the internet!

BONUS DOG JOKE #1

Q. Why are dogs terrible dancers?
A. Because they have 2 left feet.

BONUS DOG JOKE #2

Q. Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
A. A New Yorkie.

BONUS DOG JOKE #3

Q. Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?
A. It was a Boxer.

BONUS DOG JOKE #4

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A. A golden receiver.

BONUS DOG JOKE #5

Q. What did Darth Vader’s dog say to Luke’s dog?
A. Join the bark side.

BONUS DOG JOKE #6

Q. Why are dogs’ barks so loud?
A. They have built-in sub-woofers.

BONUS DOG JOKE #7

Q. What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog?
A. A croaker spaniel.

BONUS DOG JOKE #8

Q. What is a pug’s favorite fall beverage?
A. Pug-kin spice lattes.

BONUS DOG JOKE #9

Q. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A. A cockerpoodledoo!

BONUS DOG JOKE #10

Q. What happens when a dog loses its tail?
A. It goes to a retail store to buy a new one.

BONUS DOG JOKE #11

Q. Why is a pet tree better than a pet dog?
A. The bark is much quieter.

BONUS DOG JOKE #12

Q. Where do dogs park their car?
A. In the barking lot.

BONUS DOG JOKE #13

Q. What do dogs usually like to eat at movie theaters?
A. Pupcorn

BONUS DOG JOKE #14

Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the show.

BONUS DOG JOKE #15

Q. What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
A. Their masters.



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