If you love these dog jokes, tell a friend, if not, tell your dog 🙂
DOG JOKE #1
Q. What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!
DOG JOKE #2
Q. Why are dogs like phones?
A. Because they have collar ID’s.
DOG JOKE #3
Q. What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A. A hush puppy.
DOG JOKE #4
Q. What do you call a dog magician?
A. A labracadabrador.
DOG JOKE #5
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog.
DOG JOKE #6
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound.
DOG JOKE #7
Q: What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A: A shampoodle.
DOG JOKE #8
Q: How does a dog stop a DVR?
A: It presses the “paws” button!
DOG JOKE #9
Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog.
DOG JOKE #10
Q. How do dogs travel cross country?
A. They take the greyhound.
DOG JOKE #11
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A. A collie-flower.
DOG JOKE #12
Q. What do dogs eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs!
DOG JOKE #13
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
DOG JOKE #14
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
DOG JOKE #15
Pooch your arms around me baby!
SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER!
40% OFF MOBIFLEXOR ADVANCED HIP & JOINT CARE
Why does my dog need hip & joint support?
We wish every dog parent knew the importance of hip and joint supplements. Joint issues are the #1 way your dog will begin to deteriorate.
Invest in your dog’s longevity with a tasty hip & joint supplement they’ll love.
Leading studies show, “By Age 5, Almost 90% Of Canines Have Deteriorating Joints”.
Younger dogs may be affected as well if they have a predisposing condition. Failure to treat the weak and painful joints of your dog can lead to long-term issues.
How did you like these Dog Jokes? Want More?
Here are some BONUS DOG JOKES! The best doggone dog jokes on the internet!
BONUS DOG JOKE #1
Q. Why are dogs terrible dancers?
A. Because they have 2 left feet.
BONUS DOG JOKE #2
Q. Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
A. A New Yorkie.
BONUS DOG JOKE #3
Q. Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?
A. It was a Boxer.
BONUS DOG JOKE #4
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A. A golden receiver.
BONUS DOG JOKE #5
Q. What did Darth Vader’s dog say to Luke’s dog?
A. Join the bark side.
BONUS DOG JOKE #6
Q. Why are dogs’ barks so loud?
A. They have built-in sub-woofers.
BONUS DOG JOKE #7
Q. What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog?
A. A croaker spaniel.
BONUS DOG JOKE #8
Q. What is a pug’s favorite fall beverage?
A. Pug-kin spice lattes.
BONUS DOG JOKE #9
Q. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A. A cockerpoodledoo!
BONUS DOG JOKE #10
Q. What happens when a dog loses its tail?
A. It goes to a retail store to buy a new one.
BONUS DOG JOKE #11
Q. Why is a pet tree better than a pet dog?
A. The bark is much quieter.
BONUS DOG JOKE #12
Q. Where do dogs park their car?
A. In the barking lot.
BONUS DOG JOKE #13
Q. What do dogs usually like to eat at the movie theaters?
BONUS DOG JOKE #14
Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the show.
BONUS DOG JOKE #15
Q. What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
A. Their masters.