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Top 10 Dog Jokes….Corona COVID-19 Edition

by | Apr 20, 2020 | Dog Jokes, Texas Pet Blog

Q. What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!


Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar ID’s.

What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.

What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
Because it was a chili dog.

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound.

Q: What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A: A shampoodle.

Q: How does a dog stop a DVR?
A: It presses the “paws” button!

Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog.

How do dogs travel cross country? They take the greyhound.

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.

What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs!

Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.

Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me baby!

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