Q. What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!
Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar ID’s.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What do you call a dog magician?
Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
Because it was a chili dog.
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound.
Q: What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A: A shampoodle.
Q: How does a dog stop a DVR?
A: It presses the “paws” button!
Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog.
How do dogs travel cross country? They take the greyhound.
What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Pooch your arms around me baby!